I Can't Read Japanese Sweatpants

These pants have been formally processed and cleared for public wear. They are believed to say "these are my pants" in kanji. This is accurate. They are your pants now. The relevant authorities have been informed.

CERTIFIED ARTICLE OF CLOTHING — "I CAN'T READ JAPANESE" COLLECTION

This garment has been formally processed and approved for public wear. It contains text. Some of that text is in English. Some of it is in Japanese. The English says what it says. The Japanese says something. We are not responsible for what the Japanese says. You are not responsible for what the Japanese says. Nobody is responsible for what the Japanese says.

This is not a language learning resource. This is not a cultural exchange program. These are pants. It has been certified by the relevant committee and cleared for immediate deployment.

What it says: Exactly what you think it says, in the language you can read, and something else entirely in the one you can't.

What it means: That is between you and whoever decides to look it up.

InDiscreet assumes no liability for conversations initiated by this garment. Wear at your own jurisdiction.

Product: Port & Company PC78P Port & Company ® - Core Fleece Sweatpant with Pockets. PC78P

• 7.8 oz.,
• 50% cotton / 50% poly fleece
• Air jet yarn for a soft, pill-resistant finish
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Open bottom cuffs