I Can't Read Japanese Hoodie

This hoodie has been formally processed and cleared for public wear. It is warmer than the shirt. The text is the same. The commitment is greater. The front states, in English, that you cannot read Japanese. The kanji has yet to be translated. The hood is functional. No further comment.

CERTIFIED ARTICLE OF CLOTHING — "I CAN'T READ JAPANESE" COLLECTION

This garment has been formally processed and approved for public wear. It contains text. Some of that text is in English. Some of it is in Japanese. The English says what it says. The Japanese says something. We are not responsible for what the Japanese says. You are not responsible for what the Japanese says. Nobody is responsible for what the Japanese says.

This is not a language learning resource. This is not a cultural exchange program. This is a hoodie It has been certified by the relevant committee and cleared for immediate deployment.

What it says: Exactly what you think it says, in the language you can read, and something else entirely in the one you can't.

What it means: That is between you and whoever decides to look it up.

InDiscreet assumes no liability for conversations initiated by this garment. Wear at your own jurisdiction.

Product: Port & Company PC78H Port & Company ® - Core Fleece Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt. PC78H

• 7.8 oz.,
• 50% cotton / 50% poly fleece
• Air jet yarn for softness