Certified Brain Rot T-Shirt
This shirt has been reviewed, assessed, and officially certified by the InDiscreet committee following a thorough evaluation of the wearer's internet usage, screen time, and general disposition. The certification is real. The committee is real. The brain rot is yours. Wear it with honor.
CERTIFIED ARTICLE OF CLOTHING — "CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT" COLLECTION
This garment has been formally processed and approved for public wear. It bears an official certification. That certification was issued by InDiscreet. InDiscreet issued it to you specifically. You know why.
This is not a medical diagnosis. This is not an intervention. This is a shirt. It has been certified by the relevant committee and cleared for immediate deployment.
What it says: That you have been evaluated and found to be, beyond reasonable doubt, extremely online.
What it means: That is between you and your screen time report.
InDiscreet assumes no liability for unsolicited opinions, knowing looks, or conversations initiated by this garment. All certifications are final. The committee has spoken. Wear at your own jurisdiction.
Product: Port & Company PC43 Port & Co ™ Easy Cotton Tee PC43
- 4.3 oz lightweight fabric for breathable comfort
- 100% cotton, 30 singles
- Classic fit for easy, everyday wear
- Soft cotton construction (blend varies by color)
- 90% cotton, 10% polyester (Athletic Heather)
- 98% cotton, 2% polyester (Ash)
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Heathers, S. Green, S. Orange)
- Rib knit collar for added structure
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability