Certified Brain Rot Fleece Sweatshirt

This fleece sweatshirt has been reviewed, assessed, and officially certified by the InDiscreet committee following a thorough evaluation of the wearer's internet usage, screen time, and general disposition. It is softer than the hoodie. The committee did not intend for this to happen. It happened anyway. We consider it a bonus. You probably do too.

CERTIFIED ARTICLE OF CLOTHING — "CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT" COLLECTION

This garment has been formally processed and approved for public wear. It bears an official certification. That certification was issued by InDiscreet. InDiscreet issued it to you specifically. You know why.

This is not a medical diagnosis. This is not an intervention. This is a fleece sweatshirt. It has been certified by the relevant committee and cleared for immediate deployment.

What it says: That you have been evaluated and found to be, beyond reasonable doubt, extremely online.

What it means: That is between you and your screen time report.

InDiscreet assumes no liability for unsolicited opinions, knowing looks, or conversations initiated by this garment. All certifications are final. The committee has spoken. Wear at your own jurisdiction.

Product: Port & Company PC78 Port & Company ® - Core Fleece Crewneck Sweatshirt. PC78

• 7.8 oz.,
• 50% cotton / 50% poly fleece
• Air jet yarn for softness