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Nobody is responsible for what the Japanese says.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThis is not a language learning resource. This is not a cultural exchange program. These are pants. It has been certified by the relevant committee and cleared for immediate deployment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it says:\u003c\/strong\u003e Exactly what you think it says, in the language you can read, and something else entirely in the one you can't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat it means:\u003c\/strong\u003e That is between you and whoever decides to look it up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eInDiscreet assumes no liability for conversations initiated by this garment. 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